The nanobots whisper technological nothings into our cyborg brains

Good news. Almost all of my ebay items are going to sell! People will buy anything. Well, now it's time to take that money, and go to some rummage sales for more ebay treasures. This is addicting. I feel like a 70 year old woman. My goal is to get 20 comments, and start an ebay store. WOOT.

As I sit here drinking coffee, I wonder how the day will go. I have a magic tournament at 5pm, I have to call some job places back, and I must read up on html and play guitar. Sounds like I'm pretty busy....but WAIT! I just bought a pair of electric scissors, and I'm drinking instant coffee, and I am going to microwave all of my meals today, and I don't need to go to far to communicate with any of my friends (the ones in my head); so I should have an extra 10 minutes at the end of the day. FUCK YEAH.

An Ode to Odin

Oh, Odin, this ode I've owed you
'tis not an odious odor from your audience of odalisques overwhelming ?
This odd odeum, offers an olfactory odometry for oral ovulations
your an oracle that needs no odontiasis
omnipotent with no ods

I tried. Hail Odin....
Norse mythology is my RELIGION OF THE WEEK (crowd chants: Hail Odin)
Next week it's JAINISM....FUCK YEAH.